Saturday 16 August 2014

Aphrodisiacs That Can Make You Go EWWW instead of WOW!

If you think ingesting the most potent ginseng is a major sacrifice that you need to accomplish just to wake “One-Eyed Willy”, then think (or taste) again. You’ve got to taste these weird food and animal parts that will surely challenge your gag reflex go gaga in the name of boner alert.

Here are 6 of the world’s out of this world aphrodisiacs that will make you think twice… And acquire a bulge at the same time:

By CCAYearbook via morguefile
1. Balut

For most people, this icky, slimy duck embryo is just another taboo (not to mention unappetizing) food reality shows offer to poor challengers with weak stomachs to see if they have the guts to chow down the whole thing in exchange for a wad of cash. But for countries like the Philippines, Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam, balut is considered a staple food, and believed to be an elixir for your manhood.


2. Bull’s Testicles/Penis

Photo courtesy: telegraph.co.uk
Never mind all the sexual innuendos that are running through your mind as you read this. Bull’s testicles, AKA Soup Number 5 is known to unleash your inner-matador in bed. Is it because the bull’s “strength” is practically being channeled on to you by means of literally eating out the lone cattle’s genitals? Be it certified “horny” or nothing but a “bull crap”, this exotic soup delicacy can sure make your stomach turn.


By singhajay via morguefile

3. Cobra Blood

Again, enough with the double meaning “snake” jokes and other sexual insinuations. It is highly-regarded that drinking this poisonous creature’s blood equates to playing Let’s Get It On and Sexual Healing by Al Green in full-blast. While some want it straight up, others preferred to mix the whole thing or its body fluids (bile and blood) onto the rice wine for a more flavorful experience.




 
By Peter Kaminski via wikipedia

4. Ambergris

Ambergris is basically sperm whale puke and/or crap. Aside from being used as fixatives for perfumes, this whale discharge can awaken your manly senses by applying and rubbing it directly to the skin. Now you know why Moby Dick is called as such!




5. Oysters
By DAVEFILLA via clker

It has the appearance and texture of a slimy wad of mucus packed in a shell. Love it or hate it, oysters have been widely considered as men’s refuge to achieve a stiffy. Perhaps, it is safe to say that most guys couldn’t agree more on this. Of course, what a better way to stimulate your shaft than to partake of the appetizer that resembles a woman’s beef curtains, right, guys?




6. Tiger Penis
By ProjectManhattan  via wikipedia
Just like bull’s testicles, it is said that devouring a tiger penis will give you the endurance, stamina and the hard-on that can make a man growl for more lovin’. These feline danglers typically serve as a soup, the way soup number 5 is cooked. Looks like this is how Charlie Sheen got his tiger's blood, and why he is always “winning”. But that’s just a thought.

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